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coffeeandcockatiels:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

IT’S AUGUST.

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)



celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying



coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 



whatamidoingeven:

sometimes I forget that someone I know in real life follows me on here

hi

how are you

hope you’re enjoying me talking about fictional characters fucking 



alltimeloe:

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song



youarefuckingmajestic:

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

or change into



troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out



sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."



ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson